170 Apple Pie Puns: You're the Apple of My Pie

Fair warning: things are about to get apple-solutely ridiculous. We baked up the best apple pie puns for fall baking, holiday tables, bake sales and kids.

Inside you’ll find one-liners, captions, jokes and a few clever ones that need a second slice. Groans come à la mode.

Apple Pie Puns One-Liners

Save these for when the oven timer goes off. A warm slice deserves a pun that’s just as crust-worthy.

You’re the apple of my pie.
Apple-ogies, but I ate the whole pie.
Apple pie is my core memory.
How do you like them apple pies?
Cinna-mon, it’s apple pie o’clock.
I apple-ciate every single slice.
Ask your Granny Smith for the recipe.
Gala-vanting through the orchard for pie apples.
Ran off with the last apple pie, a true Fuji-tive.
Don’t upset the apple cart. Just pass the pie.
One whiff of that apple pie and I’ve worked up an apple-tite.
Apple pie and I lived apple-y ever after.
Cider with me on this: apple pie beats everything.
Comparing apple pie to other desserts is apples to oranges.
Don’t be a bad apple. Share the pie.
Hard-core apple pie fan, reporting for dessert duty.
This apple pie is perfect, and that’s core-ect.
Lattice be honest: apple pie wins every time.
Apple pie-ority: dessert first.
One bad apple spoils the bunch, but this pie spoils me.
Can’t you peel the love in this apple pie?
Feeling like a crab apple? Have some pie.
Crust me, this apple pie is worth it.
My apple pie is my pie-de and joy.
From orchard to oven, I’m apple-solutely sold.
An apple pie a day keeps the grumpy away.

Apple Pie Puns for Instagram Captions

Snap the pie before someone sneaks a slice, and let these do the talking. Your feed has never looked so core-geous.

Peel-ing cute, might bake an apple pie later.
Not your orchard-inary apple pie.
Core blimey, that’s a good apple pie.
Mac-ing memories with apple pie and my favorite people.
Two cutie pies and one apple pie.
Golden Delicious, just like this crew.
Feeling Red Delicious today.
Nutmeg-a fan of this apple pie.
This apple pie is ap-peeling to everyone at the table.
Apple pie crew? We’re a pretty seedy bunch.
Pie-ning for fall and apple pie.
Picked, peeled and apple pie-fected.
Stem-ply the best apple pie in town.
Our love? Totally apple-tizing.
Apple pie nights with my cider-kicks.
When life gives you apples, make apple pie.
Crisp air, Honeycrisp apple pie.
Gala day with the girls and a whole apple pie.
Our friendship is core-tainly sweeter than apple pie.
Slice to meet you, apple pie.
No apple-ogies for eating half the pie.
Current aesthetic: apple-core.
Granny Smith-ling from ear to ear over this apple pie.
Hand-picked friends, hand-picked apples, homemade pie.
Life’s a bowl of cherries? Nah, it’s a slice of apple pie.
Apple pie and sweater weather. How Rome-antic.

Funny Apple Pie Jokes

Tell these while the pie cools on the counter. They’ll keep everyone busy long enough for you to cut the biggest pie-ce.

Why was the apple pie so wise? It had a lot of core knowledge.
Where do apple pies go on vacation? The Big Apple.
Why did the apple pie break up with the cherry pie? The relationship was the pits.
How do apple pies stay in shape? Core workouts.
What do you call a grumpy apple pie? A crab-apple pie.
What did the cinnamon say to the apple? Stick with me, kid.
Why did the green apple refuse to go in the pie? It was too sour about the whole thing.
What did the apple pie say to the ice cream? You’re an à la mode-l citizen.
Why did the apple pie feel left out at the party? Everyone kept cutting it out.
What did the apple say to the peeler? You really know how to get under my skin.
Which holiday do apple pies love most? Pi Day.
How do apple pies say goodbye in Paris? Core-voir!
What did the apple say to the orchard owner? Pick me, pick me!
What do you call a sad apple pie? A blue-berry pie.
Why did the apple pie yawn? It was feeling totally cored.
What kind of computer does an apple pie use? A Mac, obviously.
Why did the apple pie sit on the windowsill? To cool its heels.
What do you call an apple pie daydream? Pie in the sky.
What did the baker say when the apple pie hit the floor? Oh, crust!
Why did the apple pie start a band? It loved the apple-plause.
What kind of apple pie can fly a plane? An apple pie-lot.
What did the McIntosh say when it was baked into a pie? Mac my day!
Where do apples want to work after pie season? In a core-porate office.
What dance does cinnamon do with apples? The cinna-mambo.
What did one apple slice say to the other in the oven? Things are heating up between us.
How does an apple pie describe itself? The best thing since sliced apples.

Short Apple Pie Puns

Tuck one into a pie box or onto a gift tag. They’re bite-sized, but every one is worth its weight in Golden Delicious.

Apple-y birthday to you!
Thanks a bushel, apple pie!
You’re one smart apple.
Fuji-ve me, apple pie?
You’re Mac-nificent, apple pie!
You deserve apple-plause.
Core-dially invited: apple pie!
Seed you soon, apple pie!
Ap-pie-ciate you, friend.
Bushels of apple pie love.
You’re my Pink Lady apple.
Hap-pie holidays!
Upper crust apple pie pal.
Get well soon, sweetie pie.
Stem-ply the sweetest apple.
Pick of the apple orchard!

Apple Pie Puns for Fall Baking

Share these while the pie bakes and the leaves turn. They’ll keep the whole kitchen in a good mood and everyone’s apple-tites sharp.

Leaf it to me to bake the apple pie.
I’ve peeled so many apples for pie, I’m practically a pro-peeler.
Cinnamon is the spice of my apple pie life.
Blind baking the apple pie crust? Didn’t see that coming.
My apple pie crust is flaky, but I’m totally reliable.
Bringing my A-pple game to the bake sale.
Orchard picking today, apple pie tomorrow. That’s called fall-ow through.
Pumpkin spice who? Apple pie is the original fall-vorite.
Every kitchen needs an apple pie-rate. X marks the spice.
Overdid the cinnamon in the apple pie again? Spice happens.
Sorry, my apple pie is in its cooling-off period.
Fresh from the orchard, these apples are ready to take a bough.
My apple pie lattice is basically a cross-word puzzle.
Peeling apples for pie is the only core-dio I do.
Slicing apples for pie? Let’s cut to the chase.
I picked every apple in this pie, so I’m officially an apple pie-oneer.
Apple picking with the family is my favorite pick-nic.
A peck of apples and a pinch of cinnamon: my peck-uliar pie recipe.
The kitchen smells like apple pie, and I’ve got a great scents of humor.
Apple pie bake-off? Let the crumbs fall where they may.

Apple Pie Puns for the Fourth of July

Bringing pie to the July Fourth cookout? Share these between fireworks and you’ll be the real star of the stripes.

Land of the free, home of the apple pie.
Apple pie makes me extra pie-triotic.
Red, white and apple pie.
Life, liberty and the pursuit of apple pie.
I pledge allegiance to the apple pie.
Sparkler in one hand, apple pie in the other: freedom tastes Red Delicious.
My Declaration of Apple Pie Independence: I’m not sharing.
Uncle Sam wants you to bring the apple pie.
Oh, say can you see that apple pie?
Apple pie is a core American value.
Apple pie: the founding fruit of the Fourth.
This apple pie lattice is earning its stripes.
Sweet land of liberty, sweeter apple pie.

Apple Pie Puns for Kids

Share these after dinner while the pie cools, and the kids will crumble with laughter.

What did the apple pie say to the ice cream? Scoop over, I’m sitting here!
Why did the apple pie go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crumb-y.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pie. Pie who? Pie-ve brought dessert!
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
Where do apples go to have fun? The apple-musement park.
What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Stop picking on me!
Why did the apple pie sit next to the oven? It wanted to warm up to new friends.
What did the baby apple call its mom? Ma-cintosh!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Core. Core who? Core-se I brought apple pie!
What do you call two apples that are best friends? A perfect pear!
What did the apple pie shout on its birthday? Slice, slice, hooray!
What did the apple say to the worm? You’re really bugging me!
Why did the apple pie go to art class? To make a crust-terpiece.
What instrument does an apple pie play? The pie-ano.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Seed. Seed who? Seed what I baked? Apple pie!
What game do apple pies play at recess? Tic-tac-dough!
What gymnastics move are apples best at? Turnovers!
What did the apple say to the cinnamon stick? You’re so spice to have around!
How does an apple pie stay warm in winter? It wears a lattice sweater.
What do apples say at sleepovers? Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the worms bite!
What did the apple pie say when it came out of the oven? I’m feeling golden!

Apple Pie Lunchbox Notes

Slip one in beside the apple slices, and lunchtime becomes the sweetest slice of the day.

Have a slice day, apple pie!
Take a big apple bite out of today!
Nutmeg-a proud of you, apple!
Apple pie-five, buddy!
You’re un-pie-lievable, little apple!
Have a hap-pie lunch, sweetie!
You’re the apple on top!
Have a peck-tacular day, little apple!
Core-age, little apple! You’ve got this.
Have a core-geous day, apple pie!
You’re my favorite pie-ce of the family.
Orchard you glad it’s lunchtime?
You’re apple-tastic, kiddo!
Big Apple hugs from home!
Be a brave apple pie-oneer today!

Clever Apple Pie Puns

Save these for the friend who always goes back for a second slice. They’re layered like a good filling and take a moment to bake in.

Rome wasn’t baked in a day, and neither was this apple pie.
The apple pie was meant for the bake sale, but I had a change of tart.
The apple never falls far from the tree, which is exactly how this pie happened.
Apples to apples, dust to crust.
My apple pie lost the bake-off, but I’m not bitter, just a little tart.
Apple pie handles stress well. It always knows when to vent.
The apple pie cooling on the sill was a real windowsill of opportunity.
The apple pie asked for a raise, citing years of core competency.
Thanksgiving dessert is never an accident. It’s orchard-strated.
Peeled, cored, sliced and baked, and this apple pie still came out on top.
Grandma guards her apple pie recipe on a strict need-to-dough basis.
I tried to stop at one slice of apple pie, but my willpower was half-baked.
The apple pie rose from humble crumb-stances to dessert royalty.
That apple went through the peeler and came out with thicker skin.
The apple orchard is the only place where picking favorites is the whole point.
The apple joined the pie because it wanted a slice of the action.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the best apple pie pun?

A: “You’re the apple of my pie” is the sweetest crowd favorite, perfect for anyone you love. For something with a little guilt baked in, “Apple-ogies, but I ate the whole pie” gets the biggest laughs.

Q: What is a good apple pie pun for Instagram?

A: “Not your orchard-inary apple pie” makes any homemade slice look bakery-worthy. For a fall photo dump, “Crisp air, Honeycrisp apple pie” fits the season to a tea, or rather, to a tart.

Q: What are some cute apple pie puns for kids?

A: Kids love “Where do apples go to have fun? The apple-musement park.” Follow it with “What did the baby apple call its mom? Ma-cintosh!” and you’ll have giggles by the bushel-load.

Q: What is a funny apple pie pun for a card or sign?

A: “Thanks a bushel, apple pie!” is perfect for a thank-you note tucked beside a homemade pie. “Ap-pie-ciate you, friend” fits neatly on a gift tag with room to spare.

Q: What are good apple pie puns for the Fourth of July?

A: “Land of the free, home of the apple pie” is made for a cookout banner. “Life, liberty and the pursuit of apple pie” works just as well on a dessert table sign, and it’s guaranteed to get a few pie-triotic cheers.

Q: What is a sweet apple pie pun for a lunchbox note?

A: “Have a slice day, apple pie!” is short enough for any sticky note. “You’re the apple on top!” is a little confidence boost that fits right next to the snacks.

Conclusion

That’s every apple pie pun we could squeeze out of the orchard, and yes, we heard the groans all the way from the kitchen. If one made you laugh mid-bite, our work here is done.

Drop your favorite apple pie pun in the comments, extra credit if it’s worse than ours. Until next time, stay apple-timistic.