180 Pie Puns: Jokes That Are Simply to Pie For

Pie bad if you were hoping for serious content. We rolled out the best pie puns for Thanksgiving tables, bake sales, lunchboxes and family dinners.

Inside you’ll find one-liners, captions, jokes and a few clever ones that need a minute to set. Groaning is part of the recipe.

Pie Puns One-Liners

Text one to whoever’s on dessert duty this year. Bringing pie isn’t optional, it’s crust-omary.

This pie is simply to pie for.
Pie not have a second slice?
I cannot tell a pie: I ate the last slice.
Time pies when you’re having seconds.
Keep your pie on the prize.
Nice pies finish first at the dessert table.
I’ve got a good filling about this pie.
Lattice eat, everyone.
Don’t crimp my style while I’m making pie.
Pie, pie again. That’s the secret to a perfect crust.
All-butter crust? This pie’s a total crust fund baby.
Pie-nally, it’s dessert time.
I s-pie a slice with my name on it.
Pie-dea of the day: dessert first.
I’m a little crusty, but I’m sweet on the inside, like a good pie.
Eating humble pie never tasted so good.
Easy as pie? Clearly someone never rolled out a crust.
My pie-et starts tomorrow.
Pie oh pie, what a slice.
No hard fillings, but I’m taking the last slice.
Cherry-ish every slice of pie.
Pecan’t believe how good this pie is.
Every pie deserves a loyal crust-omer.
My pie hole is open for business.
Pie bad, I ate your slice.
Dinner was fine, but dessert was the pie-light.

Pie Puns for Instagram Captions

Snap the golden crust before anyone grabs a fork. The right caption makes any slice look pie-rresistible.

Me, myself and pie.
Long story shortcrust: I ate the whole pie.
Partners in crumb.
Live, laugh, pie.
Pie-ture perfect, fresh out of the oven.
Hold my pie.
Pie-ty party for one: someone ate the last slice.
Perfect pie-ring: you and a fork.
Whipped cream on the pie, totally whipped for you.
Thank goodness it’s Pie-day.
Pie-jamas on, pie on the plate.
Lattice take a selfie with the pie.
Meringue pie at peak performance.
Sorry I’m late, I was pie-d up.
Pie can’t even with how good this is.
Pie for now, see you at dessert.
Pie there, weekend.
Dough-n’t mind if I have another slice of pie.
Crimp-ly the best pie on the table.
Weekend pie-cnic with the whole crew.
Fork yeah, it’s pie night.
Crust-mas came early this year.
Pie-sitively obsessed with this slice.
Pie-d and true friends.
Pie-cation mode: on.
Crumb at me, bro. This pie is mine.

Funny Pie Jokes

Pull these out while everyone’s hovering around the cooling pie. They’ll keep hands off the crust until it’s time to cut in.

Who referees a pie-eating contest? The um-pie-re.
What kind of snake loves dessert? A pie-thon.
What did the pie say when it got cut into eight? I’m going to pie-ces!
Why are pies bad at keeping secrets? They always spill their filling.
What do you call a pie that tells jokes? A pun-kin pie.
Where do pies go on vacation? Pie-ami.
How does a pie stay in shape? Pie-lates.
What do you call a pie that comes out at night? A vam-pie-re.
What did the crust say to the filling? I’ll always support you.
Why did the chicken pot pie cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
What did the pie say after losing the bake-off? That was a crust-ing defeat.
Which ballet move do pies do best? The pie-rouette.
What did the meringue say to the lemon pie? Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.
What do you call a pie that works undercover? A s-pie.
Why was the pie thief arrested? Pie-racy.
What do you call royalty at the dessert table? Your Pie-ness.
What kind of pie can fly? A magpie.
Where do pies borrow books? The pie-brary.
What did the baker say to the overstuffed pie? You’ve got too much on your plate.
Which action movie do pies love? Pie Hard.
What do pies wear to the beach? Pie-kinis.
What did the pie say to the fork? Stop poking fun at me.
How does a shepherd’s pie fall asleep? It counts sheep.
What kind of pie does a ghost love? Boo-berry pie.
What’s a cow’s favorite pie? Cow-stard pie.
What did the pie say to the rolling pin? You really know how to flatten me.

Short Pie Puns

Scribble one on a gift tag or a thank-you card for the friend who always brings dessert. They’re small, but every one comes with a generous filling.

Pie love you!
Pie miss you already.
Pie owe you one.
Pie do, forever.
Pie’ll be there for you.
Simply pie-conic.
Cream pie of the crop.
Crust you’ll love it.
Rolling out the love for you.
Pie got you, friend.
Whip-smart pie maker.
You’re a-dough-rable, pie maker.
So much pot pie-tential!
Pie-nt-sized and perfect.
Pie-roud of you.
Filled to the crust.

Pie Puns for Thanksgiving

Share these once the turkey’s carved and everyone’s eyeing the dessert table. Gratitude is great, but pie is the real gravy.

The pie-lgrims had the right idea: save room for dessert.
Sweet potato pie? Yam, please.
Turkey coma? Nope, I’m in full pie-bernation.
The dessert table this year is pie-nomenal.
I came for the turkey but stayed for the pie-nale.
Football’s on and the turkey’s carved, so it’s pie-me time.
Pie-ing my best to impress the in-laws.
Pecan pie and family drama: both a little nutty.
Pumpkin pie spice and everything nice.
Leftover pie for breakfast is the best Black Friday steal.
Leftover pie is the gift that keeps on giving thanks.
Thanksgiving plans? I’ve already got a pie-tinerary.
Pumpkin pie is the most gourd-geous thing on the table.
Watching the pie-rade with a slice in hand.
Turkey trot in the morning, pie trot to the fridge at midnight.
Gravy is great, but pie is the real dish-traction.
Just a sliver, I said, then built a pie-ramid on my plate.
The wishbone said I’d get the biggest slice, and the wishbone never pies.
Cranberry sauce is so jelly of the pie.
Pumpkin pie, you’re the gourd-ian of my holiday.

Pie Puns for Bake Sales

Running a school or community bake sale? Tape these to the table and watch customers line up to leave a little dough.

Pie one, get one free.
Pie local, bake local.
Pie now, thank us later.
You break the crust, you pie it.
Help us raise some dough, one pie at a time.
These pies sell faster than hotcakes.
Tip jar: pie it forward.
Cash, card or an I-owe-pie.
Sorry, we’re pie-nally sold out.
Our fundraising goal: one pie-llion dollars.
No crust, no glory.
One slice for you, one for a good cause. That’s pie-lanthropy.
Pecan’t resist? We pecan’t either.

Pie Puns for Kids

Read these at the dinner table while dessert cools, and the kids will be rolling on the floor like pie dough.

What’s a pie’s favorite spiky animal? A porcu-pie-ne!
Which dinosaur loves dessert the most? The Pie-rannosaurus rex!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Crust. Crust who? Crust in time for dessert!
Why did the pie go to school? To raise its pie-Q!
What dessert do cats love most? Mice cream pie!
What do pies rest their heads on at night? Pie-llows!
What dessert does a monkey ask for? Mon-key lime pie!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Meringue. Meringue who? Meringue the doorbell, but nobody answered!
What’s a pie’s favorite subject? Pie-ology!
What do puppies bake in the fall? Pup-kin pie!
Which instrument does a pie play? The pie-ccolo!
What kind of pie do bees bake? Bee-ry pie!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cherry. Cherry who? Cherry-o, it’s pie time!
Why was the little pie so happy? It was filled with joy!
What pie makes everyone laugh? Chuckleberry pie!
What do you call a frozen pie? A pie-cicle!
What did the pie say to the plate? You’re the dish of my dreams!
Why did the pie stay up late? It was at a pie-jama party!
What do you call a very small pie? A pie-ny pie!
What’s a pie’s favorite school day? Pie-day!
What do you call a pie that loves to swim? A pie-ranha!

Pie Lunchbox Notes

Tuck one in next to the sandwich. It’s a little note that says you love them, crust and all.

Pie believe in you!
You’re one in a pie-llion!
Crust do your best today!
Pie hope you have fun today!
Pie-sitive vibes only!
You’re my pumpkin pie!
You’re the key lime to my heart.
You’re dough-ing great, sweetie!
You’re the pie-ture of happiness!
Pies don’t crumble, and neither do you!
Thinking of you, my little crust-acean.
Keep up the good pie-ght!
Pie’m so proud of you!
Pie can’t wait to see you!
You’re my favorite pie-mily member!

Clever Pie Puns

Save these for the friend who always notices a perfect crust. They’ll pause, think, and then fork over a groan.

Pot pie proves you can put a lid on your problems and still come out golden.
Grandma keeps her pie recipe under lattice and key.
My pie dough and I both need to chill before we’re ready to roll.
The cream pie got into comedy because its best material always lands face-first.
Pie weights are there to keep the crust from rising above its station.
Every double-crust pie is a little two-faced.
Whipped cream on pie is a classic case of topping performance.
A deep-dish pie has hidden depths.
Custard pie never cracks under pressure, as long as you don’t overbake it.
A pie without filling is just a crust with commitment issues.
Mince pie is the one dessert where you should never mince words.
My pie crust is a perfectionist. It’s always on edge.
Shepherd’s pie is the only dinner that keeps the whole flock together.
A pie without a top crust has nothing left to hide.
I don’t always eat pie, but when I do, I go the whole nine slices.
Pecan pie sticks to its principles, and to the roof of your mouth.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the best pie pun?

A: “This pie is simply to pie for” is the crowd favorite, and it works for any flavor on the table. For a cheekier pick, “Pie not have a second slice?” is a real crowd-pie-leaser.

Q: What is a good pie pun for Instagram?

A: “Me, myself and pie” is perfect for a solo slice selfie. If the whole tin disappeared, “Long story shortcrust: I ate the whole pie” says it all.

Q: What are some cute pie puns for kids?

A: Kids love “What dessert does a monkey ask for? Mon-key lime pie!” Follow it with “What dessert do cats love most? Mice cream pie!” and the giggles will keep rolling in.

Q: What is a funny pie pun for a card?

A: “Pie love you!” fits on the smallest gift tag. For a thank-you note, “Cream pie of the crop” tells someone they’re the best of the bunch.

Q: What are good pie puns for Thanksgiving?

A: “Sweet potato pie? Yam, please” is perfect for the dessert table. After the big meal, “Turkey coma? Nope, I’m in full pie-bernation” is guaranteed to get a laugh from the couch.

Q: What are good pie puns for bake sale signs?

A: “Pie one, get one free” is short enough for any price tag. Tape “You break the crust, you pie it” to the front of the table and watch customers crack a smile before they crack open their wallets.

Conclusion

That’s every pie pun we could fit in one tin, and yes, we heard every groan from here. If even one made you snort mid-bite, our work is done. Drop your favorite pie pun in the comments, extra points if it’s worse than ours. Until next time, catch you on the flip slice.